• ShustOne
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    519 months ago

    That sounds horrible but in good news this was probably the funniest story I’ve heard on Lemmy so far

    • Bleeping Lobster
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      269 months ago

      The last sentence I will admit is a shameless ripoff of a line from It’s Always Sunny, rest is my writing so I’m glad you enjoyed it. At least some good came from suffering his presence!

      • ShustOne
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        219 months ago

        It reminds me of Malcom in the Middle where Hal thinks he’s supposed to speak at every funeral. No one wants him to speak so they all look over at him to see if he’s going to anyway. He always takes it as a sign they they want him to speak. 😂