Fat Tony to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • edit-210 months agoWhat is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?message-square137fedilinkarrow-up187file-text
arrow-up187message-squareWhat is the biggest animal you think you can take on with your bare hands?Fat Tony to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world • edit-210 months agomessage-square137fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareBleeping LobsterlinkfedilinkEnglish5•10 months agoSit in its blowhole until it suffocates? Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
minus-square@CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish7•10 months agoThey can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
minus-square@ccunning@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink6•10 months agoTheir error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
minus-squareBleeping LobsterlinkfedilinkEnglish4•10 months agoI’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me! (reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
minus-square@CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•10 months agoLater the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
minus-square@schmidtster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink4•10 months agoThey have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!
Sit in its blowhole until it suffocates?
Obviously I am not advocating for these beautiful majestic giant beasts to be killed but if it was a life or death thing… I’d be getting in that blowhole like a big old human tampon.
They can hold their breath for 30-90 minutes and can dive to 1000 feet. Good luck.
Their error was sitting in the blowhole. The trick is you have to go in head first so you can steal the oxygen from the whales lungs.
I’m so fucked. But I’ll wedge myself in deep, if I’m going down I’m taking it with me!
(reality would be it’d surface and blow me out like a floppy ragdoll)
Later the whale is telling his buddy about the worst booger he had to get rid of.
They have 2 20inch holes, so make sure to bring a buddy!