Just got an audience with the creator, gave you an opportunity to choose one organ to enhance/reduce its functionality; Cause apparently the creator can “grant your wish”

  • what organ would you choose?
  • what functionalities would you add/deduct?
  • why such?
  • Zeppo
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    131 year ago

    It would be nice if my pancreas actually worked all the way.
    Other than that, i’d like to be able to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.

    • wellDuuhOP
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      91 year ago

      to fill my balls with helium so I could float around.

      LMAO

    • @skankhunt42@lemmy.ca
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      51 year ago

      This is what I first thought of. Now I’m picturing someone floating in the air, limp, with two hotair balloon sized balls… Lovely.

    • Pixel of Life
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      21 year ago

      I hope you realize that floating objects generally orient themselves in such a way that the most buoyant parts are at the top. So while you could float around, you would be hanging by your balls the entire time…