I’d be Cables Don’t Tangle Man.

    • @mosiacmango@lemm.ee
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      381 year ago

      Sounds more like “solves water crisis man” to me. Point your finger at the colorado river and we are all set.

      Your nemesis is Nestle. They want to put you in a locked room in the desert and pump sports drink out of you.

      • @cdrwil@lemmy.ml
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        201 year ago

        I’d like to think that they could break out of Nestle jail by pointing at all the guards stomachs and giving them otherworldly acid reflux.

        • JokeDeity
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          71 year ago

          They all just start projectile vomiting an endless stream. Brutal.

      • @Sigmatank@midwest.social
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        81 year ago

        Ah, see I assume some sort of anime rules apply to the power and the larger the vessel the more it would sap my energy.

        I guess I would still need to worry about being kidnapped by nestle and being hooked up to a feeding tube and gives to use my powers anyway…

    • @Thisfox@sopuli.xyz
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      21 year ago

      Yeah I know this one, complete with the classic “if someone is annoying and won’t leave you alone just refill their bladder”.