• Barbarian@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    confidently charging in with yet another Kalam argument

    I have a totally new and revolutionary argument that is absolutely not the Kalam!

    P1 - Everything has a cause

    P2 - The universe isn’t eternal because I say so

    P3 - The universe must have had a cause

    C - Therefore, the cause of the universe must be Carl Sagan attempting to bake an apple pie from scratch

    Checkmate, atheists!

    • spaceghotiM
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      1 year ago

      Yeet thyself to a nunnery! Go!

      (Do I really need a /s here?)