Do I get reported to a mental health bot if I ask for whiskey & cheese?

One brekky please. Hold the impostor.

Could I have some tea with hot buttered toast and marmalade please.

I’ll srart with just a pretzel, thanks.

Morning Bacon! Lemon and ginger tea with some smashed avo on toast please?

I would like all of your sardines please

I think I need some home made chicken soup please

I’m getting Very Hungry Caterpillar flashbacks 😍