• Pete Hahnloser
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    1 year ago

    A question I was asked interviewing for my only marketing position: “What’s a brand you admire?” I would have turned right the fuck around were I not supporting stepkids and looking at a 50% raise.

    I don’t understand the ability to have an emotional connection to a corporation.

    • Azure
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      221 year ago

      Omg I would have absolutely no script for that. They would get the blankest expression and something snarky like “it was impressive how Nestle was able to get market share on water and baby formula in the African market” but knowing my luck I’d probably get unironicly hired with that line when I was trying to be sarcastic. 😭

      • Pete Hahnloser
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        91 year ago

        Learning the truth about Nestle made finding out about Santa seem tame.

      • slicedcheesegremlin
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        51 year ago

        “Chiquita Bananas’ ability to manipulate the government to further their own ends is admirable.”

      • Pete Hahnloser
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        31 year ago

        I looked at my clothes and said Eddie Bauer and then came up with a wildly embellished tale of how I grew up with their sleeping bags in my closet, and now they’re the only jacket I’ll buy because they make quality products. I don’t know … I did well enough through the blind rage to get the job.

        Turned out my new boss’ background was in journalism, so what I thought was a liability was actually an asset. The job wasn’t terrible. I hated coming up with flowery descriptions of pedestrian English muffins and exhausted any and all citrus and citrus-adjacent puns known to man. And then we lost the contract less than a year later.

        I found out about that the day I got back from hauling a truck from New Mexico to get my stuff out of storage.