@Sooperstition to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months agoBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wildimagemessage-square12arrow-up1771
arrow-up1771imageBe careful when approaching the pontifex maximus in the wild@Sooperstition to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months agomessage-square12
minus-square@Corran1138@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•8 months agoNow I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous? If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
minus-square@VikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilink2•8 months agoCareful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!
Now I’m sitting here trying not to laugh, thinking about the old adage: how do you know if the Pope is venomous or poisonous?
If you bite the Pope and you die, he’s poisonous. If the Pope bites you and you die, he’s venomous.
Careful, though: like the noble Tiger keelback snake , some popes are venomous AND poisonous for a double dose of pimpin’ as this fine gentleman would say!