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minus-square@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink20•edit-211 months agoSorcerer: “I know three spells. I hope one of them is useful.” Warlock: “My sponsor says to burn things, so I have sixteen different ways to light shit on fire.” Cleric: “I’m not allowed to cast any spells until someone gets a big boo-boo.” Wizard: I am the very model of a modern Arcanologist I will Divine, then Transmute time, and Conjure cross the Astral Mist If you’ve got trouble, I’ve a spell that always is the perfect fix And maximize the casting to eliminate a hint of risk I’m very well acquainted too, with every skill imagine-ble Cause high int scores and bonus feats make this class unbelievable You think I studied hard for this? You’re right cause I’m a dungeon pro Both in real life and in the game, I am a true professional
minus-square@sic_1@feddit.delinkfedilink1•11 months agoSorcerer: my father was privileged Warlock/Cleric: I’m the pawn of some privileged being Wizard: I work hard and become powerful on my own terms
Sorcerer: “I know three spells. I hope one of them is useful.”
Warlock: “My sponsor says to burn things, so I have sixteen different ways to light shit on fire.”
Cleric: “I’m not allowed to cast any spells until someone gets a big boo-boo.”
Wizard:
Sorcerer: my father was privileged
Warlock/Cleric: I’m the pawn of some privileged being
Wizard: I work hard and become powerful on my own terms