I had multiple clients yell at us for this, back when I worked in a contracting job. It was infuriating that we had to play these stupid games.

22:00 - 22:30 Walked Dog

22:30 - 00:00 Cleaned up piss

00:00 - 2:00 Cleaned up piss

2:00 - 2:30 Cried

2:30 - 3:45 Cleaned up more piss

Also a little odd that he did 6 interviews in 5 hours. How long are these interviews?

Also, as someone who regularly takes his son to daycare (and leaves him there! he needs to learn to hussle his way back home again, I can’t be there to helicopter parent!), good luck getting them up, out the door, through traffic, and back to the office again inside 30 minutes.

This guy is doing what I used to get yelled at all the time when I was filling out a time card - block billing. “One task? 1 hr. One hard task? 1.5 hr. One easy task? 30 min.”

Clients hate this shit. Real heads know to always randomize a number 1-9 to put in the last digit, so it looks like you actually put in time from a clock rather than rounding to the nearest mark.

He has the biggest stick in the world, but he doesn’t meet the strength, intelligence, or wisdom requirements to wield it

Trump with more competency would be a different kind of disastrous. Better military leadership, a broader global alliance, and more effective (ie, not the AI slop) weaponry would just mean another Libya or Syria instead of an Iranian state that’s held firm.

Trump with more intelligence would have meant doing an Obama-style Stuxnet attack or a new and more pernicious sabotage/infiltration operation. One that would further destabilize society in Iran until it was ripe for collapse, a la Yugoslavia or modern day Cuba.

Trump with more wisdom would have meant not doing any of this shit to begin with. The wisest thing to do with a The Biggest Stick is to cast it into the fire. Destroy it. Trump’s not the first President to become seduced by the mad whispers of a dozen different Pentagon analysts and John Bolton minded strategists. Iran is ultimately just a repeat of Iraq and Afghanistan, Vietnam and Korea. Our imperialism is a cancer upon the planet and the source of our own social decay.

when he uses it it degrades faster than normal and doesn’t work

When anyone uses it, all it can do is degrade society and undermine long-term socio-economic goals. To war is to splatter yourself with the blood of your neighbors. You can never justify it, in the end. You can never war “correctly”.

This guy’s a Chinese Wumao Russian Bot Republican Psy-Op Far-Right Double-Secret Fascist Oil Executive Who Wants to Murder Everything.

If you don’t blindly and uncritically support Jim Justice for President, you are the worst thing to happen to this country since Eugene V. Debs cost John W. Davis the election.

It’s adorable that anyone thought we’d have a political class willing to combat pedophilia, except as a pretext to harass LGBTQ folks, immigrants, and vulnerable minorities.

Empty Head. No thoughts. Just here for the CSAM and frog memes.

If we allowed revolving credit, it would operate exactly the same as a credit card, but that’s currently not allowed.

It would cut into a multi-trillion dollar market for short term credit. No way “Business Friendly” MPs would allow that.

Modern Conservatives: “We have a crisis of masculinity”

Traditional 1950s Americans: “Your parents exist because we did it raw on the subway”

I’ve been told that this is both fake (because China) and gay (because alt-energy).

they’ve turned off the GPS coordinates

GPS

Global PS

Global Playstation

Oh. My. God.

They have a Playstation on the moon.

When he’s not that into you

It’s very funny to see Japan, Vietnam, and the Philippines complain about China, given that China’s not the one that had a boot on their necks for the last 80 years.

Because I need oxygen to live and they’re the ones selling it.

is Chinese

I immediately crapped myself and fainted when I read this

I’m a Chinese American

It is very funny to see a man who is going to be lined up against the wall under the current administration defend it so adamantly.

Before you laugh to hard at the Spaceballs, consider that they did very nearly asphyxiate an entire planet.

That’s not so bad. She’s coded as “bossy”, not “kid sister”