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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • When plutocrats don’t get what they want, they have a simple and effective way of torturing the public into compliance.

    The next recession will be used to force people onto Crypto and into AI the same way prior recessions were used to force people into mortgages and credit cards and health insurance and automobiles and Internet connections. If you don’t get on board, you’re cut out of the economy.

    This isn’t the end. It’s just the beginning.

    In another 20 years we’ll be talking about “reforming AI” and “guaranting equal access to Bitcoin” like it’s some kind of privilege.







  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldto196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneWait no rule
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    3 days ago

    I’ve been a bad, bad little boy. I haven’t achieved any of the goals on my five-year plan. My gym membership has lapsed and I don’t think I’ve done any laundry in over three weeks.

    What are you going to do about it? French maid’s outfit? Very kinky. And… degreaser? A sponge? Okay, what are we planning here? These are not the sexiest rubber gloves. Why are you pointing me towards the oven like that?





  • I think the more pressing issue is the “we’ve got film footage of an object that defies basic physical laws in a variety of unexplainable ways” and the conclusion is “this must be an alien aircraft with borderline supernatural powers” rather than “this film footage is distorted or entirely fake”.

    Stupid primitive monkey people have been making shadows on the cave wall for even longer than we’ve been making drones and VR devices. But apparently we should absorb the footage incredulously while attributing increasingly far-fetched technologies to a blurry dot presented by an organization full of serial liars.