Facelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months agoHello therelemmy.mlimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.54Kcross-posted to: shitposts@anarch.is196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneclimatememes@lemmy.world
arrow-up11.54KimageHello therelemmy.mlFacelikeapotato to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 8 months agomessage-square110fedilinkcross-posted to: shitposts@anarch.is196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneclimatememes@lemmy.world
minus-square@PeterPoopshit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink10•edit-28 months agoSee? I never have to bathe because women love my natural body scent. My mom still forces me to shower once a month despite any amount of facts and logic. No wonder I’m still single /s
minus-squareFlying SquidMlinkfedilink3•8 months agoI actually had a guy once tell me that he didn’t bathe because “women are attracted to my natural musk” but also that he was “voluntarily celibate.”
See? I never have to bathe because women love my natural body scent. My mom still forces me to shower once a month despite any amount of facts and logic. No wonder I’m still single /s
I actually had a guy once tell me that he didn’t bathe because “women are attracted to my natural musk” but also that he was “voluntarily celibate.”