@vamp07@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoMike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.comexternal-linkmessage-square193fedilinkarrow-up1690file-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
arrow-up1690external-linkMike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Videowww.rollingstone.com@vamp07@lemm.ee to News@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square193fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nottheonion@lemmy.worldpolitics@lemmy.world
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilinkEnglish10•8 months agoI rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
minus-square@Streetdog@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink8•8 months agoI’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
minus-square@Rusticus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-28 months agoI read this as your farts are sentient.
minus-square@mateomaui@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglish8•8 months agoThey have an accent, so it’s possible.
minus-square@SuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink2•edit-28 months agoTalking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
I rip farts far too indiscriminately for that to be a secret, but I understand the sentiment.
I’m fine with it as long as there’s no sediment.
Me too buddy. Me too.
I read this as your farts are sentient.
They have an accent, so it’s possible.
Oui.
I cannot confirm that they are not.
Talking to them does not make them sentient. Good try though
They talk back though
I know. I have the records.
Ayyyylmao