Joe Klemmer to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agoMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.message-square15fedilinkarrow-up1347file-text
arrow-up1347message-squareMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.Joe Klemmer to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@cool_remains_icylinkEnglish5•8 months agoMine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.