Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.message-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1347file-text
arrow-up1347message-squareMy wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.Joe Klemmer@lemmy.myserv.one to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecool_remains_icylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoMine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.
Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.