I’ve got news for you, crackpot. The rapture already happened and you, the self-righteous, have been left behind with us, the great unbelieving. Let that sink in.

  • @Diplomjodler@feddit.de
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    248 months ago

    Wouldn’t it be funny if this thing had actually happened and nobody noticed because everybody’s still here?

    • IninewCrow
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      98 months ago

      I felt a pain in my arm … I think I almost made it :(

      • Cranakis
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        68 months ago

        Was the pain in the same arm you were masturbating with?

    • Sentrovasi
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      48 months ago

      It’s already happened, and that’s why everything seems to have gotten worse in the past few years.