(Stillwater, Okla.) — In a remarkably rapid verdict, a Payne County jury took only 35 minutes to convict a man, who considers himself a sovereign citizen and represented himself at his trial last week, of child stealing, possessing guns illegally, and obstructing an officer in rural Stillwater.
Doesn’t the word “abduction” make more sense, or am I over-estimating the vocabulary of the target audience for that headline?
It’s only abduction if a spaceship is involved.
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Otherwise it’s just sparkling kidnapping.