Vode An to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months agowhats your most self-incriminating story?message-square37fedilinkarrow-up164file-text
arrow-up164message-squarewhats your most self-incriminating story?Vode An to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish • 10 months agomessage-square37fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink21•10 months agoThe ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.
minus-squareVode AnOPlinkfedilinkEnglish6•10 months agoPoor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFartlinkfedilink3•10 months agoI always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.
minus-squareVode AnOPlinkfedilinkEnglish3•10 months agoYou should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.
The ‘virgin’ Mary and I had an affair and a simple lie turned into a ~2000 year cult.
Poor Joseph, forever known as histories largest cuck.
I always pictured him as regular human-sized, maybe a little on the short side.
You should have seen his girth. The girthiest. Attempts at penetration could never get beyond intercrural.