There is recent precedent for that sort of perpetual protest candidacy. In 2016, Bernie Sanders didn’t concede defeat until the Democratic convention in late July, even though by every objective standard Hillary Clinton had clinched the nomination in early June. But it was a very close race that was still contested right up until the final primaries. So perhaps a better analogy for a prospective perma-campaign by Christie would be Ron Paul’s 2012 campaign, which fought for delegates — and threatened to disrupt party harmony — months after Mitt Romney had nailed down the nomination.
FTFY.
If he ate campaign contributions as a campaign event, he would get to keep whatever he ate right?
I would hope no one would want that back, but I don’t put it past GOP donors.
So, you know that most dollar bills have been shoved up the ass of a New York taxi driver at one point or another, right?
Similarly to how most would test positive for coke and other things if it was a relatively sensitive test.
He stores them in his cheeks, so that nobody can find them.
Explains his fat cheeks….
I figured he would make an intern sift through his dung.