• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    10 months ago

    Mission One: Monitor US airspace and be ready to initiate our response to a global thermonuclear war

    Mission Two: Bring joy to children at Christmas

    Mission Three: Stargate Command

    • @Zron@lemmy.world
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      910 months ago

      I wish the bloated military budget was due to something cool like Stargate.

      It’s probably just corruption, but funding a trans-galactic war against parasitic aliens would be way cooler.

      • @MonkeyBusiness
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        510 months ago

        You don’t know that we’re not funding a black budget Stargate program.

      • @skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.deM
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        210 months ago

        are you saying that whatever skunk works puts out is not cool enough? mr president, we have to triple defence spending

        Between requirement that all manufacturing has to be within US and trackable, IP issues, relatively high wages in american manufacturing (at least compared to the most probable adversary) and bloat due to funding of actual black projects, there’s a lot of places where money sinks