this country is so fucking cool

    • @meco03211@lemmy.world
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      1610 months ago

      Can you imagine that IT request?

      “In having trouble installing this app on my phone. It’s so my phone can be remotely monitored to make sure I’m not looking at porn.”

      “Could you just not try to look at porn on that phone?”

      • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        710 months ago

        “Sir, you have a federal government IT department. Which federal agency do you want to tell your family if you watch porn? Don’t worry they already monitor your personal devices too.”

    • @Serinus@lemmy.world
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      210 months ago

      Do you think Congress has the digital literacy and self discipline to keep separate phones and actually keep business separate between them?

      Wasn’t it just recently that a congressman was found hoarding gold bars? What phone do you think he negotiated those from?