Big P to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?message-square26fedilinkarrow-up121
arrow-up121message-squareWhat's the quickest way you could get fired from your job?Big P to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml • 1 year agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-square@FiskFisk33link31•1 year agoSince I see where this is going to go, What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
minus-square@Magrid@lemm.eelinkfedilink15•1 year agoInsulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
minus-square@Atarian@vlemmy.netlinkfedilink7•1 year agoGod damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
minus-square@mac12m99@feddit.itlinkfedilink3•1 year agoRefusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
minus-square@minorninth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink3•1 year agoAt many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time. At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
minus-square@hamburglar26@wilbo.techlinkfedilink3•1 year agoSometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.
Since I see where this is going to go,
What is the quickest way you could get fired from your job and not end up as a registered sex offender, or with jail time for that matter?
Insulting your boss may be the best solution, or you can just send a letter of resignation
God damn it I just had to delete a four paragraph answer
Refusing to work, just sitting on a chair doing nothing even when asked directly by your boss
At many companies that’s not a quick way to be let go. The process would take some time.
At a government job it took an entire year to fire an executive assistant who did absolutely nothing.
Sometimes this actually becomes a quick way to get promoted for some people. I haven’t figured that trick out yet though.