Actually according to the laws of the People’s Republic of China, Russian is a legally recognized ethnic minority group and therefore all ethnic Russians everywhere are legally Chinese. And since in Apartheid South Africa it was determined that Chinese are legally black and Japanese are are legally white, Russians are by the transitive property BIPoC.
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Actually according to the laws of the People’s Republic of China, Russian is a legally recognized ethnic minority group and therefore all ethnic Russians everywhere are legally Chinese. And since in Apartheid South Africa it was determined that Chinese are legally black and Japanese are are legally white, Russians are by the transitive property BIPoC.
That’s some deep race lore
nodding sagely
Now this is some race science I can get behind!