@multicolorKnight@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-26 months agoWhat kind of magical powers will the clothing that I hang out to dry under the eclipse acquire?message-square12fedilinkarrow-up181file-text
arrow-up181message-squareWhat kind of magical powers will the clothing that I hang out to dry under the eclipse acquire?@multicolorKnight@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish • edit-26 months agomessage-square12fedilinkfile-text
minus-square@qwertyqwertyqwertylink11•edit-26 months agoYou get a roll for one of the below: -100% luminance during totality (for the shirt, not the wearer) -1 luck -1 perception +2 barter (one-time use, you don’t get to choose when) +20% chance to injure toes on furniture (for life) +100% chance to remain an idiot (j/k here, satire)
minus-squareLemminarylinkfedilink1•6 months agoDon’t forget the religious guilt to repent debuff. It’s an unexpected sideffect 🤷♂️
You get a roll for one of the below:
-100% luminance during totality (for the shirt, not the wearer)
-1 luck
-1 perception
+2 barter (one-time use, you don’t get to choose when)
+20% chance to injure toes on furniture (for life)
+100% chance to remain an idiot (j/k here, satire)
Don’t forget the religious guilt to repent debuff. It’s an unexpected sideffect 🤷♂️