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  • MentallyExhausted@reddthat.com
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    2 years ago

    Word got out about the amazing and intuitive UI, and the ease with which you can find and subscribe to your interests. Personally, I’m never going back to AOL.

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    I can’t tell if this is a serious question or not, but it’s pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it’s an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it’s an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don’t think it’ll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there

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      I was elated when reddit announced they blocked 3rd party apps, gently but affirmingly guiding me to the ads. It always makes my day better to browse through some targeted ads with my content on the side, like a balanced breakfast meal. The dopamine rush I get from buying plastic objects off of Amazon is just too damn good. Thank god for these changes. Bless you, spez.

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    2 years ago

    Communism. Americans decided they would fight KKK and Nazism with the same vigor and discovered that communism was way better.

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    2 years ago

    A new algorithm was entered into our mainframe to help persuade us all to join a new website. In the control universe, life is going on as normal.

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      2 years ago

      We live in the timeline where open source software is allowed to proliferate. Once we start getting too powerful they’ll have to shut it down and try another timeline

  • s6original@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    It’s because of the beautiful Pig Latin translation - Emmylay. That’s brought in a few thousand on its own.

  • Adi2121@lemmy.ml
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    2 years ago

    Lemmings have become the most popular animal on the planet, all the new users are confused as to what a lemming is.