I also choose this guy’s wife
God that was perfect
Like all good things on reddit, it got beaten to death, but that OG use was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in that site.
Someone was experiencing paranoia and suspected his landlord of breaking and entering his house and writing stuff on his notepad and such. A reddit commenter asked him to check for carbon monoxide levels and it turns out his home had higher levels of co and could have turned fatal. I am always inspired by that and how a random person can save another person’s life by sharing his knowledge in time. That’s truly legendary.
Poop-knife
Dirty-talk attempt: “Yeah, you like that…? You fucking retard?”
Guy with two penises (apparently it was fake, but at the time it was my favourite thing)
poopknife
The guy with the broken arms
I think I’m scarred for life from the Swamps of Dagobah. And I can’t look at coconuts anymore.
The one from the guy who had an intruder in his house watching him do homework all evening. He only found out when his parents got home and they saw the notes the intruder had been writing on his bedroom door. I get so creeped out just thinking about it.
Who is that spooky undead axe midget?
That’s Durotan’s crotch.
Swamps of Dagobah
Jolly Rancher
Perfect 5/7
“Today you… tomorrow me”. Love that story and it’s searchable on other sites thankfully if you want a heartwarming story.
The guy that pretended not to know potatoes
the dude who decided to try heroin, documented it all, and descended into hell.
those posts still give me the creeps.
Ohh yeah. This post history was intense.
“I may need to get rid of a lion”
And the vile jackass who wanted to force a woman to parent a child she signed over to him
“I also choose this guy’s dead wife”
The guy who had to commit to not knowing potatoes, had me in tears.
