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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2年前

I'm calling the police

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I'm calling the police

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Stamets@lemmy.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works · 2年前
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  • Gork@lemm.ee
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    How can you mess up Mac and Cheese that badly?

    • Bonehead@kbin.social
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      By thinking it requires only 2 ingredients.

      • NotHarveyElliott@lemmy.world
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        It’s clearly got three. Imagine forgetting the And

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          IDK, macaroni shaped cheese sounds delicious.

      • Threeme2189@lemm.ee
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        1. Mac
        2. Cheese

        Yup, makes sense.

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          Yeah, but the first ingredient is actually two ingredients, mac and cheese, so it needs three ingredients.

          • Threeme2189@lemm.ee
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            Chemical X?

      • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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        Dunno man, even macaroni and a block of Velveeta can be okay, if done properly. Somehow they both managed to fuck something up that I could passably do when I was 8.

        • ParsnipWitch@feddit.de
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          I mean… They didn’t really. Unless you believe everything is true on the internet.

          • LillyPip@lemmy.ca
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            deleted by creator

      • hydrospanner@lemmy.world
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        Even the Kraft stuff in a box needs 4

        • Pipoca@lemmy.world
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          You can make a pretty decent Mac and cheese using only macaroni, cheese and evaporated milk.

          Or macaroni, cheese, and sodium citrate.

    • Astro@sh.itjust.works
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      By making it a casserole

      • ryathal@sh.itjust.works
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        The best Mac and cheese is baked, but a crock pot is a close second.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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          No.

          Crockpot mac and cheese would be an overcooked limp mess.

          Would you serve it with steamed tater tots?

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            I am going to assume you are wrong because your name is awful.

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