Which Alex? I have to assume it’s a specific one since they didn’t say all Alexs like the other names
Idk I just sent this to Alex to ask her if I ought to be worried.
I’ll report back.
Hasn’t reported back in 12 hours…
She plead the 5th.
Wait till you hear about guys named Kellen…
I’m not into guys, but I think Caleb and Rick should be on your list.
And Sean.
They’ll make a middling quarterback and pretty excellent offensive coordinator?
Oh yeah I know Jessica. She once stabbed me with a protractor. I would not say it ruined my life, but it definitely hurt
No thanks, bitches, I’ll ruin my own life tyvm. :) However, clair(e) should be on this list.
Still had sex will all of them tho.
And I hope Bloody Mary returns my mirror-calls (Gary who?).
Stop calling her name in the mirror with your dick out then
I’m on this list but I won’t ruin your life, I promise.
why not?
Yeah, why not life-ruiner?!?
That is exactly what a life ruiner would say
Hey how can i get the girl with red eyes who will come to my room at 3:33
You need to wash your bed sheets first
Hey not that kind of relationship
Heather.
As one of the entries on the list (for once, that never happens…), this is true.
Have you tried seeing a doctor about the crying blood thing?
Jessica rightfully owns top place on the list.
She works hard for it
Fucking Jessica!
But she’s often gonna ruin your life in a good way
The main takeaway here is that every Alexis in the world is lovely and a fantastic human being, except for one who is the spawn of Satan
Sandy. Stay far away from all women named Sandy.
I’m oldish, and I can say with 95% certainty that I’ve never met a person called Sandy. What do i win?
Your sanity
Shit. I have a date Friday with sandy.
Set an alarm for 3:32AM
She’s a cat in the sack at least.
I hate sandy, she gets everywhere
