OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前I guess you could say it runs in my jeanslemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1529
arrow-up1529imageI guess you could say it runs in my jeanslemmy.worldOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square33fedilink
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-22 年前Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali: It doesn’t matter what I’m packing in my denim, it’s what’s in my genes. Jimmy Pop Ali esq ‘i wish I was queer so I could get chicks’ ( one fierce beer coaster, Santa Monica, 1996)
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前And let’s not forget his other banger: “There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose, cause the scent of a woman’s like rotten tomatoes.”
minus-squareAkasazh@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too: ‘I’m snorkeling for clams and doesn’t matter if I wanna be, don’t come up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny’
minus-squarePanoptiDon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 年前I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops. Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
minus-squareOldManBOMBIN@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 年前Does she look pregnant although she’s not?
Quoting the famous philosopher Jimmy Pop Ali:
And let’s not forget his other banger: “There must be something wrong with Al Pacino’s nose, cause the scent of a woman’s like rotten tomatoes.”
Oh yeah, that one is extremely quotable too:
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin’ gallons through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.
Does your girlfriend look like the chick from MASH?
Does she stick to linoleum when she squats?
Does she look pregnant although she’s not?