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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Lies, deception!

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Lies, deception!

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    PRODUTO COSMÉTICO. NÃO COMESTÍVEL. 🤔

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      To be fair it does look delicious and strawberry yoghurt sure is an unusual fragrance for soap. Hell, I can speak Portuguese and there’s still a non-zero chance I would’ve tried to eat this.

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        Doesn’t help that Mentos is a candy brand over here in the US. My dumb ass would’ve definitely eaten half of this and only realize something’s wrong when I start burping bubbles

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          It’s a global candy brand, including Brasil and Portugal. But I’d never seen mentos soap…

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      No hablo espagñol

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        But do you speak Portuguese?

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          My mom used to yell “filho da puta estupido, eu vo te matar!” or something.

          Never found out what it means

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            it means “I love you very much and hope you have a wonderful day”

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              I figured it was something along those lines 🥰

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            It means your mother is a whore and she’s going to kill you.

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              😆

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            She said “you aren’t my real son and I drowned your parents”

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            Have you tried google translate smh

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      não*

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        I couldn’t tell from the compression artifacts. Corrected.

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      I dont know a lick of whatever language that is, but even I can tell thats cosmetic, not for eating.

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