henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 months agoI wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up141file-text
arrow-up141message-squareI wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately.henfredemars@infosec.pub to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square14fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarekey@lemmy.keychat.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·9 months agoYour belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it’s a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don’t worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.pubOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-29 months agoOh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.
Your belly distends and you feel a horrible pain. Congratulations, it’s a boy! Enjoy your two whole weeks of maternity leave. And don’t worry about giving insufficient notice, your employer will just deduct it from your vacation time.
Oh god that’s horrific. I love it. Immediate horror and oh god what have I done? Microwave regret available in 30 seconds or less.