robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agoWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square239fedilinkarrow-up11.01K
arrow-up11.01KimageWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months agomessage-square239fedilink
minus-squareLeate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·8 months agoI can fight a blue whale. The whale would fail to perceive me as a threat, and so when it wanders away I win by default.
minus-squareChee_Koala@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·8 months agoIt’s been a long time since I got the old ‘your opponent walked away… YOU WIN’ Victory screen
minus-squareMaggoty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoThere was an administrative mix up. They put an Orca in the arena. It knows humans killed it’s brother.
minus-squareLeate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 months agoWild Orcas don’t prey on humans, but if we’re ignoring that fact I’d need a decent weapon.
I can fight a blue whale. The whale would fail to perceive me as a threat, and so when it wanders away I win by default.
It’s been a long time since I got the old ‘your opponent walked away… YOU WIN’ Victory screen
There was an administrative mix up. They put an Orca in the arena.
It knows humans killed it’s brother.
Wild Orcas don’t prey on humans, but if we’re ignoring that fact I’d need a decent weapon.