Because of my lost Bitcoin investment I am owed more money than 23,600,000 times the GDP of earth because that’s how rich it WOULD have made me. Please remedy this puny mortal courts.
Just make him a fucked up drawing of an ape and tell him it’s worth 23.6 quintillion dollars
Hey wait a minute. Why’s his world of delusion so much cushier than mine? The fuck.
23.6 quintillion dollars
There’s a photo of Bankman-Fried in December 2023 at one of the jails, obviously taken by another inmate. He’s standing like a gamer goober between three men who could kick his ass. They’re all happy and confident and glad to be there while he reminds me of a POW video. I love that his strategy is leaning into being the world’s richest man in that super anonymous currency that’s easily transferred and used to buy drugs. This is going to go exceptional for him and I’m not going to
in the near future.Liquidity isn’t real
a quintillion is actually just a million billion, so much more affordable than you’d think
Couldn’t be cropped more perfectly.
Recover lost funds? Why is he allowed to recover anything other than heroin out his ass?
