I be a rootin tootin shootin damn fool protectin my chips, all of a sudden I heard somebody rumblin the bushes, stop my horse WHOAAAA NELLY!
Who in the bushes? You better speak out or imma let my shotgun song sing out!
Who’s this, I hope it aint the law, jump out the bushes with my sawed off shotgun
Come on out right now I’m gettin angry took a step back cuz it could get dangerous
Please don’t shoot it’s me Thug Queen the horse stealer!
Then why the hell is you hiding in them bushes?
I’m wanted in 4 counties for armed robbery, killed 2 sheriff’s, 6 of his best men want my head, stole two horses, thought you were the law so I jumped in the bushes
Goodness.
This was my anthem for spring break that year.
For anyone who wants to hear the best country hip hop song of 1998: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=gcbe-dznTZk 🤠
Change of 1998 to of all time. You better count your money.