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TheSilentOne59@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

“Are you sure about that?”

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“Are you sure about that?”

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TheSilentOne59@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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    Jesus has chosen the moon men. Weep, oh children of earth, as your god prefers the feel of rare hydrogen isotopes and mostly grey sand over your stupid ass shenanigans.

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    • Daze@kbin.social
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      Ahhh, delicious, delicious sacrilege

  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world
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    • dephyre@lemmy.world
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      Oh they just mistyped, Jesus hold up the moon, the 3 elephants hold up the earth, on the back of the turtle.

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        A’Tuin gang represent!

        • brygphilomena@lemmy.world
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          We live in interesting times.

      • BzzBiotch@lemmy.world
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        But only one set of footprints on the beach…

    • raspberry_confetti@lemmy.ml
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      That explains why it’s crooked, there’s a Christian in charge

  • Sir_Osis_of_Liver@kbin.social
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    Setting aside the Earth vs moon mistake, much like religion, this is an illusion that uses a human creation to explain a natural phenomenon.

    Cool photo though.

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      Yeah humans try to weasel their way into everything. It’s well known the earth is held up by a turtle.

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    Wait…we’ve been on the moon this WHOLE time???

    • Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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      Hence all the lunacy these days.

    • Butters@lemmywinks.com
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      I know the difference between a man on the moon and a smudge on the lens.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Wait so the Moon is flat

    • 8eyedcorsair@lemm.ee
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      NeiR Automata had it right all along.

  • gon@lemmy.world
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    Atlas copycat

  • conno02@lemmy.world
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    where was jesus in majora’s mask?

    • Daze@kbin.social
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      got sniped by skull kid before Link showed up, once again proving flying is the superior miracle over walking on water. RIP 🙏☠️🙏

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I love how some people use the most nonsensical arguments in existence. Like in addition to the fact that that’s the Moon, the fact that at a certain time it looks like the statue is holding the Moon when viewed from a certain perspective does not prove that she’s right.

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    Wait - this changes everything!!

  • KoofNoof@lemmy.ml
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    “Ha ha, stupid Christians making typos! I am so much smarter than them because I would not make such a typo”

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      Yeah, my Earth key is right next to my Moon key too.

      The “typo” isn’t what makes them stupid.

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        Old Sun Microsystems keyboards had a moon key.

    • TheSilentOne59@lemmy.worldOP
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      For context, this person also believes that most slave owners were good people

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        They probably were. Look at literally everyone on this site seeing republicans as sub-human. I can guarantee they would enslave them if they could and not feel bad about it

        Propaganda can make good people believe horrible things

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          Projection intensifies

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        I am 99% sure that is out of context

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      deleted by creator

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      Oh my god…

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      The reason we’re ridiculing her is that this picture just is a result of perfect timing and the right perspective, not proof that Christianity is right about everything. (In addition to that, mistaking the Earth and the Moon is not a typo as the spelling of those words is very far from each other.)

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    So this is an upside down picture of Jesus making a headstand on the moon holding up the earth with his feet?!? O_o

    I was an atheist my whole life but this picture … this picture changes everything!

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    Most scientifically literate ------ian

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    All my Sunday school class homies join in: “♫He’s got the whoooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whoooooooole moon in His hands. He’s got the whole moon in His hands.♫”

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    That will never work. You need all four giants in order to make it to the end stage.

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    The moon is a fulcrum.

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