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ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · vor 3 Jahren

It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

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It's possible to lose your virginity before your biological parents with sperm donation and artificial insemination.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · vor 3 Jahren
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    You can jerk off in a cup and have a girl turkey baster that jizz inside her and she can get pregnant. The kid is born and then has sex before either of you. They lost their virginity before you

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      Thanks for that mental image of a girl using a turkey baster as a dildo and jizz as lube of some sort.

      • ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.worksOP
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        Here to help 🙂

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