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minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 months agoUhhhh I think you might want to look into your diet. Chairs don’t give hemorrhoids. A bad diet will tho.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·7 months agoYeah, okay. The bleeding started when I started working there and stopped when I sat on a hemorrhoid pillow. Must have been my diet.
minus-squareCoreidan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 months agoSounds like you were doing it wrong. You’re not supposed to thrust the chair into your asshole.
minus-squarethefartographer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·7 months agoYour rules and my desires do not align
minus-squarevoracitude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·edit-27 months agoYou’re wrong about chairs. You’re right about a bad diet, but sitting for 10+ hours a day will cause or exacerbate haemorrhoids. One of many sources available on the internet: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemorrhoids/symptoms-causes/syc-20360268
Uhhhh I think you might want to look into your diet. Chairs don’t give hemorrhoids. A bad diet will tho.
Yeah, okay. The bleeding started when I started working there and stopped when I sat on a hemorrhoid pillow. Must have been my diet.
Sounds like you were doing it wrong.
You’re not supposed to thrust the chair into your asshole.
TIL
Your rules and my desires do not align
You’re wrong about chairs. You’re right about a bad diet, but sitting for 10+ hours a day will cause or exacerbate haemorrhoids. One of many sources available on the internet: https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/hemorrhoids/symptoms-causes/syc-20360268