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What’s with the ai upscaled memes lately?
We need to push back
Fire up the deep fryers
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But what if your body is specifically wired to automatically dodge the hammers? Checkmate doctor
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I do, but good luck finding it - my body is wired to dodge hammer sensory receptor detectors.
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You can’t stop Hammer Time. Hammer Time is inevitable.
“A test of your reflexes!”
- some long haired blond fuckboi, probably.
The doctor was expecting you to attack, not defend. Whelp, off to the psych ward with you, there’s clearly repressed trauma in your muscle memory…
Parries the knee hammer
ROYAL GUARD!
General Kenobi!