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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

Son, we need to have a serious talk!

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Son, we need to have a serious talk!

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NickwithaC@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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    What species of bear? Because that makes a lot of difference.

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      Somewhere between gummy and grizzly

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        Somewhere between gummy and *polar

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          I would not want to meet a polar bear in a forest

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            Global warning: soon coming to your location.

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            I think I’d actually feel safe with a polar bear in the kind of forest I’m used to. It’ll heat stroke out in no time

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Gay lumberjack bear.

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        Oh I’m friends with several. I’d bring some picnic supplies

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        Those sound pretty safe for a woman TBF

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      Also, is it smarter than the average bear?

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        I wouldn’t trust a man with a pic-a-nic basket either

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