- This is where Pepe The Frog belongs, after being in the clutches of the maga right wing. Thank god he escaped. - Pepe was never meant for that life. Pepe is a good frog. - Pepe never went there willingly. He was hijacked and shanghaied by a gang of lowlife knuckle-draggers. Yet he turned out to be a resilient fella. Now he’s home, and there’s cookies and ice cream. 
 
- feels good man - big shoutout to the documentary of that same name. pepe’s creator Matt Furie deserves all the best in the world after what he’s been through 
 
 
- Wow thanks I relaxed and shit my pants you asshole - Unsure if talking to post creator or your own body? - Porque no los dos? 🤷 
 
- Rookie mistake. They didn’t ask to unpucker your butthole. - When the man says release your tension, I release my gosh damn tension. 
 
- If you shitted your pants it was probably because of your asshole, not ops 
 
- Remember to unclench your mandibles 
 
- But can I hold my tension in your body instead? - If you’re hitting on me, you’re doing it well 
 
- i love this little fella 
- What is the magnifying glass for? - I need it to find my will to live 
 
- Take a breath and relax 
- No - Sorry it is a rule 
 
- me trying to soften my forehead 









