MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 2 years agoWriting C++ is easy.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1981
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minus-squareSaneless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·edit-22 years agoMy favorite, since I’m not a programmer anymore, is excel E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain’t doing shit till you fix it Me: where? E: In your spreadsheet, I don’t fucking know
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-22 years agoExcel: taking ages to load a file Excel: There is a link to another Excel document, but I can’t access it to update the value. Me: Where? Excel: To this document. Me: … Where can I find the cell that contains this link? Excel: I don’t know noises Me: What if it is a named variable? Excel: Yes.
minus-squaresunbeam60linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoIt’s ok, you run the expression debugger, which says the first step, which is all of the formula, will result in an error. So helpful.
My favorite, since I’m not a programmer anymore, is excel
E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain’t doing shit till you fix it
Me: where?
E: In your spreadsheet, I don’t fucking know
Excel: taking ages to load a file
Excel: There is a link to another Excel document, but I can’t access it to update the value.
Me: Where?
Excel: To this document.
Me: … Where can I find the cell that contains this link?
Excel: I don’t know noises
Me: What if it is a named variable?
Excel: Yes.
It’s ok, you run the expression debugger, which says the first step, which is all of the formula, will result in an error. So helpful.