MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 年前Writing C++ is easy.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1985
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minus-squareSaneless@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up78·edit-23 年前My favorite, since I’m not a programmer anymore, is excel E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain’t doing shit till you fix it Me: where? E: In your spreadsheet, I don’t fucking know
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-23 年前Excel: taking ages to load a file Excel: There is a link to another Excel document, but I can’t access it to update the value. Me: Where? Excel: To this document. Me: … Where can I find the cell that contains this link? Excel: I don’t know noises Me: What if it is a named variable? Excel: Yes.
minus-squaresunbeam60linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 年前It’s ok, you run the expression debugger, which says the first step, which is all of the formula, will result in an error. So helpful.
My favorite, since I’m not a programmer anymore, is excel
E: Your formula has a circular reference. I ain’t doing shit till you fix it
Me: where?
E: In your spreadsheet, I don’t fucking know
Excel: taking ages to load a file
Excel: There is a link to another Excel document, but I can’t access it to update the value.
Me: Where?
Excel: To this document.
Me: … Where can I find the cell that contains this link?
Excel: I don’t know noises
Me: What if it is a named variable?
Excel: Yes.
It’s ok, you run the expression debugger, which says the first step, which is all of the formula, will result in an error. So helpful.