Ladies if all the men of the world disappeared for 24 hours, they are fine they will come back, BUT during those 24 hours what are YOU doing?

GoofSchmoofer@lemmy.world · 2 年前

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Whats stopping you?

My wife does then gets moody at me when I walk past and see her. I should tell her to cut the crap.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Isn’t that why the scientific name for the anus is turd cutter?

HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world · 2 年前

I thought the scientific name was birthday hole.

TIL

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 2 年前

Never heard this one. Plz explain.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

His wife lets him stick his penis in her asshole on his birthday.

TipRing@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Or his wife pegs him on his birthday.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Lucky guy.

Delta_V@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Wise words from SatansMaggotyCumFart.

funkajunk@lemm.ee · 2 年前

I hear some guys are willing to peg you every day if you want

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Yeah I used to get lots of ass play but unfortunately I aged out of the Catholic Church.

Rikudou_Sage@lemmings.world · 2 年前

With the ~~poop~~ crap knife?

recapitated@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Read this in Rodney Dangerfield voice