Emperor_Cartagia@startrek.website to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agoYou get $500M tax free, excluding lawyers & CPAs, what are your first 5 purchases and why?message-squaremessage-square71fedilinkarrow-up169
arrow-up169message-squareYou get $500M tax free, excluding lawyers & CPAs, what are your first 5 purchases and why?Emperor_Cartagia@startrek.website to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 year agomessage-square71fedilink
minus-squareCrimeDadlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·edit-21 year agoWell, I’d definitely get the lawyers and CPAs to make sure that bag is secure and protect my family’s privacy as much as possible. After that… I’d hire a high-end architect to renovate my home. I’d hire a personal trainer to help my family get really fit. I’d buy a big vacation for our extended families. Buy a less family-friendly vacation for our friends. Hire a therapist so I don’t go insane. There’s a small, vacant movie theater in my town. I’d buy it and get it up and running again.
Well, I’d definitely get the lawyers and CPAs to make sure that bag is secure and protect my family’s privacy as much as possible. After that…
Hire a therapist so I don’t go insane.