@Seagoon_ Overheard in the office…

Colleague one: “As you are aware, we’ve decided to postpone <event> until August or September. Can you change the dates on the website please?”

Colleague two: “No, I was not aware, thanks for letting me know. When was the decision made? I’ll update the website.”

Colleague one: “I am very sorry, I thought you were aware.”

The “Manager” strikes again.