• GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk
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    7 months ago

    “I don’t understand. I bought a ceiling fan with razor edge blades to scare off burglars, but it fell down and decapitated grandma”

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      7 months ago

      When I asked them about the fan’s history, all they would tell me it is got shipped up here from Texas