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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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[CW: Blood] We are so back

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[CW: Blood] We are so back

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RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish ·
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  • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Inside each and every one of you are four humours

    Red blood

    Green phlegm

    Yellow bile

    Black bile

    Take this online personality test to figure out where you should be putting your leeches today!

    • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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      WHICH ANIME CHARACTER MATCHES YOUR HUMOR BALANCE TODAY?

      [insert questions here]

      RESULTS

      Hmm, it seems you have an excess of black bile at the moment…

      !!! CLICK HERE TO SEE YOUR MATCH !!!

      Haruhi Suzumiya from The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya.

    • yuli [she/her]@hexbear.net
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      this thinking never left honestly, but now its too little seratonin instead of too much black bile, people do be wanting external individual causes.

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      don’t forget the forbidden Fifth Humour

      • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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        CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM CUM

      • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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        I didn’t

        We talking about cum right?

        • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
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          Oh I should have scrolled one message farther before replying

  • dumpster_dove [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes

    • Adkml [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      That’s scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.

    • btfod [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      tfw the phlebotomist asks “left or right arm?” and I say MIDDLE

      • Erika3sis [she/her, xe/xem]@hexbear.net
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        Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn’t help myself. Real galanga hours.

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          Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

          A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

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      I have a friend who swears by blood donation. He says whenever he donates he feels really good for some weeks. He even got picked for a study where they tried lowering the minimum interval between donations from 3 months to 1 month, and he said it was the best he’s felt in his life.

      He doesn’t suffer from haemochromatosis as far as he knows, but he is the weird anecdote evidence I have that maybe bloodletting does work for some people.

  • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Not to be that person, but can we mark stuff like this with a CW?

    I got sick just looking at the image.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Sorry

      • GlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        That’s okay 🫂 your post is still funny

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    Flex TAPE

    • Alaskaball [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      Got a solid guffaw out of me with this one

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    can you nsfw this and cw blood

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Sorry

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    Starting a barber-surgeon school. The anesthesia course is just pairing liquors with ailments.

    • RNAi [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      Drop some astrology in it and we cooking

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    no more half measures walter

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    This is just twitter engagement bait. Is there evidence that this is a trend other than 1 video posted by a self proclaimed “influencer” by the name “Champagne Sloshy”?

    There’s always a few weirdos practicing bloodletting. I’m skeptical that it is trend.

    https://nitter.privacydev.net/JoshyBeSloshy/status/1791616841657221474

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Leech me doc!

  • englislanguage@lemmy.sdf.org
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    This post should be NSFW

  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    I had to stop giving blood because I’d get a two-day migraine every time, so I’m not sure I’ll fall for this one.

    • Lurker123 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      That’s just the dying gasp of the miasma leaving your body. The migraines are how you know it is working.

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    I must consult my apothecary before I agree to such treatments

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      I say go for it!

      The moon is waxing, the stars are right, and my bees have been stinging quite fiercely lately

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        Well if the bees say it’s cool I’ll try it out. Who am I to argue with a thousand sisters.

  • principalkohoutek [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    Oh man, don’t tell Joyce Manor

  • Abracadaniel [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    why is there so much pressure, ew.

  • Tiocfaidhcaisarla [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    why do they have to do it like that though

    • FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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      Too much blood in the head causes headaches

      Just like too many phlogistons in the body can cause spontaneous human combustion

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        phlogistons

        Sounds scary, how can I release these toxins?

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          I recommend leeches on the face, neck, buttocks and genitals

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