Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agoBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up12.07K cross-posted to: clevercomebacks@feddit.uk
arrow-up12.07KimageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years agomessage-square66fedilink cross-posted to: clevercomebacks@feddit.uk
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up215·2 years agoif you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up80·2 years agoIs this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·2 years agoOnce a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 years agoElon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 years agoIf Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-squarehessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 years agoI thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-squareknightmare1147@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·2 years agoThis is my new favorite insult.
minus-squareSlovene@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoI’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 years agoBetter hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 years agogoddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
minus-squaremEEGal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agogood thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 years agoBut only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
minus-squareCoffeeJunkie@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years ago…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
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Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂