Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前Believe what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up12.07K cross-posted to: clevercomebacks@feddit.uk
arrow-up12.07KimageBelieve what you see, not what you’re toldsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 年前message-square66fedilink cross-posted to: clevercomebacks@feddit.uk
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up215·2 年前if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
minus-squaregigachad@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up80·2 年前Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up76·2 年前Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
minus-squareBlack616Angel@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 年前Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·2 年前If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
minus-squarehessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up10·2 年前I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 年前goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
minus-squaremEEGal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 年前good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
minus-squareHonoraryMancunian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 年前But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.
If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
This is my new favorite insult.
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Elon? Is this your account?
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
goddamned satyrs stealing my wine and fucking my wood nymphs.
good thing I’m in town selling my SatyrTrap Pro TM (patent pending) !
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
…so…every other Lemmy post, then? 😂