I know the punchline is good as it is but i like to point out that it is actually easier to launch billionaries out of the solar system than into the sun
Not if we superglue and then tie them to the seat. And give them no controls on the inside. And just play a loop of “nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye.” Not even the whole song. Just that part, on infinite loop.
I know the punchline is good as it is but i like to point out that it is actually easier to launch billionaries out of the solar system than into the sun
And leave that trash in space? Litterbug!
What about deep down in the ocean? I heard of some recent tests…
But then they might come back?
Not if we superglue and then tie them to the seat. And give them no controls on the inside. And just play a loop of “nah, nah, nah, nah. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye.” Not even the whole song. Just that part, on infinite loop.
And so was born the unfortunately named Epstein drive
What’s wrong with an orbit that’ll decay into the sun? That’ll take even less energy.
Lemmy is as bad as Reddit for these stupid pop-sci talking points.
Just blow up the ship ffs