gumnut@aussie.zone to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agoA good leader always farts first 💨aussie.zoneimagemessage-square27fedilinkarrow-up1331
arrow-up1331imageA good leader always farts first 💨aussie.zonegumnut@aussie.zone to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works · 1 year agomessage-square27fedilink
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 year agoThis is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
minus-squareLocalhorst86@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 year agoFart for the position you want, not the position you have.
minus-squarePM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 year agoBroke: not farting in the office Woke: farting in the office Bespoke: sharting in the office
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-21 year ago#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.
This is why I fart constantly whenever I’m in the office. Not only am I asserting dominance, but I’m setting an example for the junior engineers.
Fart for the position you want, not the position you have.
Broke: not farting in the office
Woke: farting in the office
Bespoke: sharting in the office
#3 is why I keep a backup outfit stashed under my desk.