Meal looks good, now for a bit of ambience, needs some Rick Astley serenading me!

Do every comment on this post

All of it happening inside Mario’s dream like at the end of Super Mario Bros. 2.

Give it one of those beefy trogdor arm

This plate is being eaten infront of 9/11.

Dildo.

Add a license plate that says Bort.

Mark all future post as NSFW to attract more viewers.

drop the bowl on the ground

Can you put my glass of chocolate milk on i- OH SHIT I SPILLED IT

Keanu reeves must eat: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dbjnwn3WsAA-CPJ.jpg

Toast is cool but I prefer jelly or jam to butter.

You know who likes beans? Ukrainians like beans. Put a big Ukraine flag behind it.

Full English breakfast please.

Can’t have beans without a movie to watch it with! Perhaps a projector screen behind the beans?