ralen_jor@sh.itjust.works to Memes@lemmy.ml · 3 年前Sonarsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up1500
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minus-squaremaporita@unilem.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 年前Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 年前In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
minus-squareHolzkohlen@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 年前Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
minus-squareDoucheAsaurus@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 年前Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
minus-squareWarmSoda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-23 年前Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
minus-squareralen_jor@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 年前you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine
Except when you have a boner. Your only option then is standing and using the trajectory method.
In that case you have to lay facedown across the toilet so your feet are resting on the tank and your head is pointed towards the floor. It’ll look like you’re planking but really it’s just piss physics.
Pfft just stand on your head like normal.
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Then just lick your hand dry. Alternatively use the moisture to fix your hair.
Negative, sit down and lean forward so you can tuck it inside the bowl.
Yeeeah… no thanks lol. I’m not using my dick as a squeegee for the bowl.
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you can also just calculate a perfect parabola and it will all work out just fine